Daily Phrase 21

Phrase: Ik ga op u zitten.

Translation: I'm going to sit on you.

Example for use in normal conversation:

A: I'm so stoked for the band Shaded By Buildings to perform tonight!

B: Well, I'm a larger fan of Terry Kittrick & The Sperm Whales*, even though they're the opening act.

A: I hear the seats are very high up, did you bring your binoculars?

B: No, ik ga op u zitten.

*one band (not Terry Kittrick with the band The Sperm Whales, but the band: Terry Kittrick & The Sperm Whales) ... just to make that clear

Daily Phrase 20

Phrase: De de schoengrootte van yourr is dat van een clown!

Translation: Your shoe size is that of a clown!

Example for use in normal conversation:
A: Oh, no! I forgot my shoes for the game today!
B: Would you like to borrow mine?
A: How could I? De de schoengrootte van yourr is dat van een clown!

Daily Phrase 19

Phrase: Uw ongecoordineerde dansbeweging doodde bijna die persoon achter u.

Translation: Your uncoordinated dance move almost killed that person behind you.

Example for use in normal conversation:

A: Let me show you this new dance move.

B: Michael Jackson?

A: No, off the newest "Dance of the Sperm Whale" DVD, collector's edition.

B: Careful, uw ongecoordineerde dansbeweging doodde bijna die persoon achter u.

Daily Phrase 18

Phrase: Die ingelegde vis kijkt vooral yummy!

Translation: That pickled fish looks especially yummy!

Example for use in normal conversation:
A: Die ingeledgede vis kijkt vooral yummy!
B: It's sperm whale.
A: Oh.

Daily Phrase 17

Phrase: Wat is dat ronde ding?

Translation: What is that round thing?

Example for use in normal conversation:
A: I see you are studying Sperm Whale Biology
B: Yes, it is very intriguing
A: Wat is dat ronde ding?

Daily Phrase 16

Phrase: Er is geen reden voor u om de juiste voet van de olifant te eten.

Translation: There is no reason for you to be eating the elephant's right foot.

Example fo use in normal conversation:
A: How are you liking this tour of the African savanna? I'm glad we get a break for lunch.
B: It's amazing! I loved the African sperm whales. I heard they can walk. I'm not hungry.
A: If you're not hungry, then er is geen reden voor u om de juiste voet van de olifant te eten.

Daily Phrase 15

Phrase: U bent stom. Een schande aan mensheid.

Translation: You are stupid. A disgrace to mankind.

Example for use in normal conversation:
A: Did you hear that Obama won the presidential election?
B: You know, I once ate a peach.
A: U bent stom. Een schande aan mesheid.

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